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Note: Using the built-in "Save to PDF" button at the bottom of each page doesn't involve an actual printer. It's just an unusual but effective way of saving the page.
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Note: Using the built-in "Save to PDF" button at the bottom of each page doesn't involve an actual printer. It's just an unusual but effective way of saving the page.
Need help? Ask me.
Some say there is a secret, mysterious hidden page in this questionnaire.
(the fun pages are on the way!)
Mary Krystmist
"The Christmas Tree Lady"
Mary Krystmist (1868-1941) was a Victorian-era schoolmistress, amateur botanist, and unapologetic Christmas enthusiast who claimed to have been born during a blizzard on Christmas Eve. Each December, she would often dress up as a Christmas tree, wearing a green velvet gown sewn with tinsel, candle-shaped buttons, paper ornaments, and a gold star on her head. She allegedly taught a canary to whistle the opening notes of "O Come, All Ye Faithful," kept a pet goose named Yuletide, and maintained that mince pies baked exactly at midnight could reveal the identity of one's future sweetheart. In 1902, she attempted to decorate the entire village post office with holly and sugar plums, and was briefly banned from the premises after a mistletoe-related incident involving a door-to-door salesman.
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