The Final Countdown
The 2026 Dion Christmas Questionnaire is Copyright © 2026 Paul N. Dion
As this is the "last page," do not forget the words of the inimitable Yahnis Stretchinopolis:
"If you've been frugal and have taken no risks,
a financial opportunity is yours to miss."
10 is the highest rating
Customer Satisfaction Survey
1. Overall Experience 5
2. Presentation 5
3. Submission Experience 5
4. Fun Factor 5
5. Survey Length 5
How likely are you to recommend this questionnaire to other family members?.
GET IN THE LAST WORD:
There are better gifts than CASH:
Do you read books?
Do you read books?
Do you read books?
If "yes," please defend your position in rhyme:
   
I wish I could fill this complete questionnaire out all over again.
Last-Minute Present Suggestion:
This Questionnaire is Nearly Over.