The 2026 Dion Christmas Questionnaire is Copyright © 2026 Paul N. Dion
WHY is the Christmas Questionnaire now an online experience?
The REAL reason is that Microsoft (in its wisdom) terminated Microsoft Publisher. Yup. Just killed it. It's gone. They pulled the plug in October 2026. Never mind the reliance I've had on the Publisher software, the decades of refining the Christmas Questionnaire, the care and creativity it promoted. No, ALL GONE. No doubt they weren't making enough money on it somehow. So, it got TERMINATED just like a used turkey carcass (minus wishbone).
ALL MENTION OF LAWN ORNAMENTATION HAS BEEN OMITTED FROM THIS YEAR'S HOLIDAY QUESTIONNAIRE. SORRY.
Dog and Pony Show
The Truth Can Now Be Told
What is the Total Number of Pages you've Discovered?
A) Number of Pages you have found or intend to submit
B) Number of Blank Pages with ONLY a red bottom Page menu
C) Number of Hidden Pages you have found or intend to submit
D) Number of Nonexistent Pages you have found or intend to submit
E) Number of Pages AVAILABLE in the red menu at the bottom of each page
Score: 0
I would enjoy a Christmas present that was manufactured in this country:
PLEASE do not give me any of the following, "and I mean it":
Name your favorite 2025 color:
Name your favorite 2026 color:
Predict your favorite 2027 color: