The Heart of the Matter
The 2026 Dion Christmas Questionnaire is Copyright © 2026 Paul N. Dion
If something in your life has malfunctioned or otherwise failed and needs to be replaced, take a picture of it and send the image to me.
* Replacement not guaranteed without a valid 2006 Christmas Questionnaire Extended Service Plan
How many Trail Cameras do you want for Christmas this year?
If the total number of hammers you own is 3 or fewer, press the Magical Hammer Button; if you have more than 3 hammers, press the Hammer Support Group button.
Do you use umbrellas, or do you just run and tough it out"?
Not an Actual Cat